You’d better swim faster…

Let’s have a little fun today. I drew up this quick little cartoon of two swimmers in a public pool. One found a reason to swim a little faster. I’ll add a few more reasons. Perhaps you can join in the fun as well.

Peed in the Pool Yeah.jpg

Or, these good reasons:

“I see fins in the water behind us.”

“There’s a special two-for-one deal on burritos at Chipotle.”

“This part of the pool is downhill I hear.”

“I’m in the middle of a divorce, and I just might need to drown someone.”

“I had sex last night and didn’t take a shower this morning.”

“Your mother-in-law is behind us, I think.”

“We’re crossing under the high dive.”


Okay, now it’s your turn. What are some other good reasons for swimming faster at the public pool?”



About Christopher Cudworth

Christopher Cudworth is a content producer, writer and blogger with more than 25 years’ experience in B2B and B2C marketing, journalism, public relations and social media. Connect with Christopher on Twitter: @genesisfix07 and blogs at, and Online portfolio:
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1 Response to You’d better swim faster…

  1. Brett says:

    I have really bad toenail fungus

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