When you become involved in a romantic relationship with a person who runs, rides and swims, the rules of engagement are a little different.

For example, in a normal relationship it may be several years before you hear that person fart for any reason at all. People try to keep such indelicate behaviors to themselves.

But when you date an athlete and join them on a 10-miler the morning after a healthy dinner out on the town, there is a very fair chance you will hear them fart not just once, but multiple times.

If you are a man who considers that type of behavior unladylike, or you are a woman who considers the sound of a man farting a sign an insult to your honor, you are perhaps in for even more rude surprises as the relationship grows.

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